Weird BUT true

0What a brainless move. A hacker got into the emergency alert system of radio station WZZY 98.3 to tell everyone that zombies were attacking.

Randolph County, Ind., officials weren’t amused.

“There is no local emergency,” a sheriff ’s statement said. “We have contacted the radio station and notified the Indiana Department of Homeland Security.”

All that and he’s a badd tip-tipper, too.

Jeffrey Hubbard, of Morrisonville, NY, was convicted of indecent exposure after he opened his hotel room door with no pants on for a female employee delivering room service, Pennsylvania prosecutors said.

Hubbard, 39, was fined $50 and sentenced to a month of probation over the incident at the Hershey Lodge in Dauphin County.nty.

“He tipped the attendant $5 and told her it was for ‘having to see this,’ ” according to the DA’s office.

A Pennsylvania woman who struggled with her weight for 16 years lost nearly 200 pounds in one day after doctors removed a massive cyst.

“I just kept getting rounder,” said Mary Clancey, 71, of Saint Clair, who reached 365 pounds.

Turns out it wasn’t fat — it was a 140-pound cyst.

“I was so shocked when they told me. The first thing I thought was Sigourney Weaver with the alien,” Clancey said.

The National Park Service rvice has been temporarily closing osing roads in the Delaware Water Gap National Recreation Area so amphibians don’t get hit by cars during mating season. Rangers said closures are likely to be overnight. The recent mild and rainy conditions are ideal for mating.

A luxury building in Boston has banned pot smoking and growing — even though Massachusetts has legalized recreational marijuana.

The InterContinental also forbids smoking tobacco, cloves, and vaping inside the waterfront high-rise.