Weird BUT true

The owners of a Pennsylvania golf course have been fined $1,000 for failing to do anything about bad players who are firing shots into a neighbor’s property.

The Morgan Hill Golf Course in Easton was supposed to install cameras to track “all golf swings and the trajectory of all golf balls” on the 13th hole.

The footage would hopefully find a solution to protect Jerzy and Halina Wisniewski, whose property has been hit by 50 golf balls over the years.

A Northampton County judge fined the owners for failing to install the cameras.

A man who stole a cop car in South Dakota was caught after the cruiser ran out of gas, officials said.

The man called for help on Highway 281 near Tulare, saying his car had run out of fuel. He acted erratically when a Spink County deputy showed up, before stealing the lawman’s car.

He was arrested when the police car ran out of gas after 140 miles.

A real bird brain started this fire.

A blaze that knocked out the water-treatment plant of Peabody, Mass., was caused by nesting birds, officials said. The avians chewed the insulation on an electrical wire, touching off flames.

A Montana man recently returned a book he checked out from the library in 1982.

The man had made off with Richard Matheson’s 1975 novel “Bid Time Return” from the Great Falls Public Library.

The once-beat-up book was returned restored, with an autograph from the author and a $200 donation.

A British woman who’s obsessed with singer Ed Sheeran is headed to the slammer for two months — for torturing her neighbors with his music.

Sonia Bryce made life for residents in Willenhall, England, insufferable when she blasted the star’s “Shape of You.”