Weird BUT true

Assault with a deadly pastry, perhaps?

A New Mexico man threw a doughnut at a tailgating driver, then allegedly pulled a gun and fired a shot at his foe’s car, police said.

Suspected road-raging gunman Juan Rey Candelaria, 47, was busted by cops in Albuquerque.

These Easter Peeps come with beeps.

Officers from various Florida police departments, including local county bomb squads, are making beeping Easter eggs for visually impaired kids to “hunt” on the holiday.

The cops’ effort is “a lot safer” than their day jobs, quipped a Bomb Squad officer.

The annual Peep-fest takes place in Tavares, Fla. Don’t have a cow, people. Concerned strangers kept knocking on Amanda Bolton’s door in Queensland, Australia, to warn her about a “cow” that seemed to be struggling in overflowing dam waters on her property.

“For the third time today, I’ve had to explain at length that Doris is not a cow in distress, she’s our pet water buffalo having the best day ever in the overflowing dam and the deluge of water that’s currently falling on our region lol!” Bolton wrote on Facebook. She’s fan-tastic. Australian circus performer Zoe L’Amore set a world record for stopping electric fan blades with her tongue.

L’Amore stopped 32 fan blades on the Italian show “Lo Show dei Record,” breaking her own Guinness World Record of 20 blades.

A cow carcass was no match for a badger in the Utah desert, who was captured on film slowly burying the feast beast over the course of a week, according to researchers at the University of Utah.

The badger created tunnels under the cow’s corpse until the ground collapsed, leaving the remains in a pit. The badger then created a burrow to allow for easy eating.