Weird BUT true

An Oregon woman swiped a package off a porch and left a note behind: “Hey! Thank you for the package!”

But Portland homeowner Mair Blatt has surveillance equipment that got images of the bold thief, who swiped a $17 bottle of hair oil and then ditched the box.

Blatt’s confident cops will catch the perp.

This was not the breast way to treat a customer.

A man was kicked out of a Birmingham, Ala., restaurant because of his T-shirt — which had a cartoonish drawing of women’s breasts and the words “Breast Matters.”

Brian Studdard received the shirt for doing a 5K run to battle breast cancer. But the manager of Niki’s West called the cops anyway, and Studdard was threatened with a trespassing charge if he didn’t change his shirt.

He and his family left.

This Florida school’s common sense is as poor as its fashion sense.

Stanton College Preparatory School Principal Nongongoma Majova-Seane had to apologize after condescending, unauthorized posters went up, telling girls what they could and could not wear to prom — long after most had purchased their gowns.

Pictures of acceptable dresses were labeled, “Going to Stanton Prom? Yes you are. Good girl.” Photos of more revealing dresses had the caption, “Going to Stanton Prom? No you’re not.”

It’s slippery out there. A truck carrying 30,000 pounds of bananas crashed on a New Hampshire highway this weekend.

No one was hurt in the crash on Interstate 95 near Hampton, NH.

A Texas man saw two men trying to kidnap his fiancée from their front porch, so he allegedly shot at them — and Montgomery County deputies arrested him instead of them.

The lawmen said Jeremiah Morin is a known gang member and was firing wildly, putting bystanders in harm’s way.