Weird BUT true

A new beer for baseball fans sounds a little batty.

But SunTrust Park, the Atlanta Braves’ new home, is touting its Terrapin Chopsecutioner IPA, aged on Mizuno baseball-bat wood chips, as the “quintessential ballpark beer.”

The brew, debuting Friday, is lighter, too, with a 5 percent alcohol content.

Buy me some peanuts and . . . pot?

A father and daughter were busted for turning a high-school baseball game into a baked sale — by selling $10 homemade pot brownies, Florida police said.

Robert Johnson, 38, made the brownies, peddled at a Heritage HS game in Palm Bay, that sent two students to the hospital, authorities alleged.

A dog was reunited with his owners after making a bold break from his boarding kennel in Virginia.

Security cameras captured General, a 124-pound Great Pyrenees, unlatching his kennel and getting through three other doors.

“He’s a smart dog,” said owner Travis Campbell after General was found safe near the Stafford, Va., kennel Monday. “Getting out of doors . . . is nothing new.”

A young man bowwowed his sweetheart with this wedding proposal.

Daniel Bronko brought girlfriend Holly Korona back to UConn where they had met as students.

He dropped to one knee. Then UConn’s mascot, Jonathan, a Siberian Husky — in a pre-arranged plan with his handlers — showed up with an engagement ring on his collar. Korona said yes.

A Montana resident thought he was being screwed over by his tax bill.

So Scott Dion, a resident of Havre, wrote “sexual favors” in the memo line on his $745.77 check to the local treasurer — a check that has gone uncashed.

The county attorney says a check can’t be deposited if it isn’t clear what the funds should be applied to.