HEY, WE’LL ‘SPLIT’ HER

Happy couple to divorce & wed lover into family

A married couple with three kids is getting divorced — so that one of them can wed their shared bisexual lover and keep the trio happily intact.

Polygamous couple Cristina and Benno Kaiser, of Austin, Texas, added 21-year-old lover Sierra Kuntz during their 12-year marriage to spice things up, the couple told Barcroft Media.

But now the Kaisers have decided to call it quits — although only on paper. One of them will marry Kuntz to show how committed they are to her, and all three will stay together.

The new marriage also will give Kuntz some legal rights to the couple’s three kids, ages 6, 7 and 11.

“Cristina and I decided this was something that needed to be done in order for Sierra to understand the depth of how much we love her and want her to be part of our family,” Benno told the news outlet.

Cristina, 31, and Benno, 37, met 12 years ago while they both were serving in the US Military Police Corps in Virginia. At some point after they had kids, Cristina, a legal assistant, began to feel something was missing.

“Initially, it was my idea to open the marriage. I brought it to Benno’s attention and told him I would like to introduce women to our relationship to see where it goes,” Cristina said.

She met Kuntz while shopping in Las Vegas. “At first, I was very hesitant about getting involved with a married couple,” Kuntz said.

“I was worried that I would be disposable and that this was a phase they were going through. But when I spent time with them, I realized what they wanted and felt this was a situation I could work with, so I jumped on board.”

Benno said, “We share a bed together. We share everything together. So since we met Sierra, we have not had a night that we don’t all involve each other in some sort of sexual activity.

“It’s busy. There are lots of hands everywhere. The beauty of what we do is that we can have a very active sexual life, and it’s completely safe and it’s with people that we love.”

The couple said they’re still deciding which one will tie the knot with Kuntz.

I THREE WED: Cristina and Benno Kaiser want to show Sierra Kuntz (center) their dedication to her, so they’re divorcing so one can marry the younger lover and they can all stay together.