Weird BUT true

You’re never too old to score your first hole-in-one.

Golfer C.D. Madsen aced the 108-yard, par-3 16th hole at Marin Country Club last week in Novato, Calif.

Madsen, a club member for more than 57 years, is 99 years old.

A stork made an unexpected visit to a Nebraska zoo.

Kymica Hubbard, 24, was due in May. But while riding a train attraction at the Henry Doorly Zoo & Aquarium in Omaha over the weekend, she went into labor.

Husband Justin Hubbard, 27, helped deliver their baby girl with an on-site first-aid nurse who said it was the zoo’s first human birth in her 17 years on the job.

Dude, just look for the exit next time!

New Orleans police are on the hunt for a man who broke into a clothing store through the roof — and then flipped out trying to escape the same way.

When alarms sounded, security footage shows the man frantically climbing shelves and falling to reach the ceiling opening he’d entered.

The man eventually fled the store “after locating an exit door,” police said.

Polk County, Fla., sheriff ’s deputies had all the right moooves over the weekend.

To free a cow trapped in high mud, deputies tied ropes from the stressed bovine to a front loader and managed to pull it to safety.

A TV reporter in Newfoundland, Canada, helped cops nab the heckler who shouted a sexist obscenity at her in mid-interview.

Heather Gillis was questioning a city councilor at a landfill when a man in a truck drove by and yelled, “F--k her right in the p---y” — a phrase hurled so often at women journalists, it has its own shorthand “FHRITP.”

Gillis took a photo of the truck’s license plate and cops busted the 27-year-old heckler.

“I’m fed up. I’m tired of it,” Gillis said. “No one should have to endure that while they’re working.”