Weird BUT true

It’s a jingle out there. A Florida woman got so mad at her roommate for playing his xylophone, she dumped a pot of cooking oil on him, cops said.

April Encarnacion, 43, asked her housemate to put a lid on his nighttime practice session at their home in Fort Walton Beach.

When he refused she allegedly poured the cold grease on him, soaking his shorts and shirt, according to police. She was charged with misdemeanor battery. Paws off their cats! A creep has been rounding up and shaving felines in Waynesboro, Va.

Seven cats disappeared earlier this year — then scampered back to owners with hairless bellies, groins and legs, cops said.

Neighbors posted fliers around warning things might get hairy if people leave their cats outside.

These “Game of Thrones” fans are royal nerds.

Students obsessed with the series are rushing to sign up for a summer class at UC Berkeley that teaches “Dothraki”, the show’s made-up language.

The class will be taught by David J. Peterson, the linguist who invented the 3163-word language.

Hawks are ruffling the feathers of Florida residents — by swooping down and attacking their heads.

Beverly Bonadonna, of Oviedo, was attacked by a six-pound raptor that grabbed her noggin and knocked her to the ground, leaving her with a bloody gash.

The birds often get aggressive in the spring, when their offspring are young.

You snooze, you lose . . . weight?

A fitness class in Scotland instructs participants to do nothing but climb into a bed and sleep, according to a report.

The classes in Sidcup help people shed pounds by decreasing their stress levels, according to Kathryn Pinkham, a sleep expert and founder of the class.