Weird BUT true

Call it suite revenge. A Long Island woman broke into her ex-husband’s home near Woodstock in August 2015 and caused more than $3,500 in damage to his things, according to police.

Ana Rockman, 61, of Elmont, was charged this week with vandalizing expensive artwork, antiques, electronics, appliances, musical instruments and other personal items, police said.

The forecast in Philadelphia was for unexpected chuckles.

Cecily Tynan was doing the weather on WPVI-TV when she told viewers she had just lost an earring.

Moments later, anchor Jim Gardner appeared on the screen, hunched over, hunting for it.

“He’s such a team player,” Tynan said on air. “That was, like, my favorite moment ever on ‘Action News.’ ”

Three people were busted for turning a Mississippi Creole seafood restaurant into a very raw bar.

The two women and a man were having a kinky threesome on the deck of Triple D’s Landing in Kiln, according to authorities.

“Right there,” Hancock Sheriff Ricky Adam said. “In the middle of the day. In broad daylight. In front of God and everybody.”

There was a fowl smell in Maine on Tuesday.

A truck carrying chicken parts malfunctioned and spilled poultry all over a Portland street, officials said. Cops closed off the road and covered the messy, but non-hazardous, spill with sawdust.

A couple near San Francisco took in a stray cat this week only to find it was microchipped, named Mellow — and missing for six years.

A shelter tracked down Mellow’s owner, Ilona Thomas, part of a military family now stationed in Georgia.

The Thomases, with the help of a GoFundMe post, bought airline tickets for Mellow and his finder, Petra Stojka, to fly to Georgia for a reunion.