Weird BUT true

His revenge plan bites. A Maine man was so furious that he didn’t qualify for financial help, he released 100 live bedbugs inside Augusta’s City Hall.

The unidentified man tenant slammed a cup full of the bloodsuckers on an office counter, sending them scattering — and forcing officials to close the building for clean-up.

“We’ve never had anything as yucky as this,” groaned City Manager William Bridgeo.

A “coke” with that pizza? Two Papa John’s workers made extra “dough” by selling cocaine out of pizza boxes in Sammamish, Wash., according to police.

The unidentified employees sold the drug four times to undercover detectives using the code, “Give it extra olives,” cops said.

The workers were allegedly caught with $28,000 in cash, along with cocaine, ecstasy and LSD.

Paws off his flags. A Texas war vet was furious that several American flags were stolen from his front yard — until he learned the culprits were squirrels.

The furry felons were caught on camera ripping the small flags off of wooden sticks, which were set up at the home in San Antonio, neighbors said.

The squirrels swiped 10 flags and used them to build a nest in a nearby tree.

It stinks to be an animal lover in China.

A woman from Shenzhen has been forced to move five times because of her pet pig’s nasty smell and loud snoring.

She was told by a pet-shop owner eight years ago that her “mini pig,” Du Du, would grow no bigger than 44 pounds. But the foul-smelling porker ballooned to 330 pounds.

A British pot smoker was so paranoid that someone was hiding in his attic, he called cops to his home — where they found a huge stash of weed, police said.

Kane Thomas Spargo, 33, of Camborne, was busted after officers discovered $1,500 in ganja and $940 in cash.