Weird BUT true

It stinks to be his neighbor!

A Rhode Island farmer used clam shells to build an access road to his property — enraging nearby residents who say the smell is repulsive.

Sharon Moore, who lives next door in Tiverton, said the ranch man failed to removed the clam meat, which was left rotting in the hot sun for days. Poetic justice? A Wisconsin college student took her poetry teacher to court, demanding she change her “F” to an “A.”

Donna Kikkert, of University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point, charges that her creative-writing professor gave her the bad grade in “retaliation” for complaining that assigned reading in the class was too racy.

Kikkert had griped that poems included topics such as “lesbians, illicit sexual relationships and incest,” according to a report. This wedding guest bites. A beaver nearly spoiled a Canadian couple’s big day when it gnawed through a power pole and knocked out electricity at their reception party.

Kim and Calum Martin’s celebration in Maple Creek was only dark for a few minutes before a backup power generator kicked in.

“It was just funny,” Kim Martin said.

A Canadian drug dealer played with fire when he tried to smuggle $4.8 million worth of speed inside candles, authorities said.

The unidentified man was caught after officials found packages stuffed with more than 10 pounds of methamphetamine at a mail center in Aukland, New Zealand.

A couple took the “mile high club” to shameless new heights — by getting it on in right in their seats.

The horndogs were on a Ryanair flight from Manchester to Ibiza when they took off their pants and started getting frisky, according to passengers.

Ryanair said it’s looking into the matter.