Weird BUT true

Befowled at Disneyland. A flock of geese caused a gross scene at the theme park when 17 people, including six kids, were hit with droppings.

In an abundance of caution, a hazmat team responded and quickly ascertained that the doody bombing was not a terrorist attack. He was well-hydranted. A New Jersey driver was arrested after he smashed into a mailbox and a fire hydrant in Parsippany, then drove around with the hydrant stuck to his car.

Motorist Domingo Moreno was nabbed at a diner after cops followed a trail of water from the accident scene to a nearby home, where Moreno had allegedly thrown the hydrant in the trash. It’s not my porn, I swear. A Rhode Island politician gave fellow state legislators printed screenshots of a Wikipedia article — which contained apparent references to porn.

Rep. Ramon Perez’s handouts showed computer tabs referencing porn searches, including the word “teen.”

He claimed a pal had done the searches and created the handout, but apologized for not checking.

Now you, too, can live in two countries at once.

A home that straddles the US-Canada border in Beebe Plain, Vt., is on the market for $109,000.

The 7,000-square-foot structure was built in 1782 and has one unique feature: 24-hour border security provided by both countries.

Residents are allowed to cross freely as long as they stick to the house and yard.

“In the day, it was a normal and natural thing,” said Brian DuMoulin, who grew up in the house. “Now it stresses everyone out.”

Ludington, Mich., broke the Guinness World Record for people simultaneously making sand angels on a beach.

In all, 1,387 people got together on the shores of Lake Michigan and made sand angels for 30 seconds. The previous record was 350 people two years ago in Wales.