Subway ire

RIDERS from Brooklyn: “There’s so much talk about our lousy subway system. Besides everything else like faulty air conditioning, overcrowding, manspreading, trains late, broken elevators, eating onboard, plus mashers and flashers, you have to worry about muggers. You know what a mugger is? That’s a guy who takes your money without having to get elected.”

Only in New York, kids, only in New York.