Weird true

Boiling mad over runny eggs.

Cops in South Euclid, Ohio, arrested a 20-year-old customer at a Steak ’n Shake restaurant after he allegedly threatened to kill employees because the egg on his sandwich was runny.

He was booked for aggravated menacing. This was one hot dog. A pooch collapsed from heat exhaustion in the hills near Los Angeles and had to be rescued by a fire-department helicopter.

The chocolate lab appeared to be OK once it was taken out of the 94-degree heat in Glendale, Calif.

An innovative product was nearly stamped out like a weed.

A nursery in Idaho was ordered to stop selling homemade weed killer — made of extra-strength vinegar — because regulators said it’s not a state-approved herbicide.

“With all of the terrible things that are out there right now, people got excited about the possibility of using something that’s very simple,” said Lindsay Schramm, who owns North End Organic Nursery.

Schramm was finally allowed to sell her weed killer as long as it wasn’t labeled a herbicide.

A Louisiana man, ditched by pals on the side of the road, flagged down a passing sheriff ’s deputy — and caused his own arrest.

When the Lafourche Parish Sheriff ’s Office ran the ID of Jansen Simon, 30, through a database, it showed he was wanted for a 2013 hammer attack, officials said.

Simon was charged with battery and two counts of contempt of court for the attack, which left the victim with a fractured skull.

He’s going to have to answer to a higher authority on this one.

A man inside St. Gertrude Church in Bell Gardens, Calif., was caught on a surveillance tape stealing a cash box full of donations for the poor, police said.

He was shown praying by the box before breaking it open.