Weird BUT true

Talk about getting burned while tanning.

New Hampshire’s “Fugitive of the Week” was nabbed Wednesday catching some rays in a family member’s back yard in Haverhill, Mass., officials said.

Amy Beth Tremblay, 35, is wanted for allegedly jumping bail on a drug charge.

If you went kayaking or sailing in North Carolina recently — and are missing a leg — please call the Rockingham County Sheriff ’s Department.

Deputies are seeking the owner of a below-the-knee prosthetic found in the Dan River.

An Oklahoma city councilman was barking up the wrong tree, apparently seeking preferential treatment during a DWI bust.

“I’ve been raising all kinds of money from the Police Department, for the Police Department!” J.J. Vance, of Anadarko, was recorded saying. “For the dogs. I f--king raised like $1,000 for the f---king [police] dogs!”

A cops on the tape replies, “We don’t make deals.”

Inmates who broke out of a maximum-security Southern California jail last year produced a slick video of their escape that includes pop music, news clips and narration.

The video, shared recently by a lawyer for alleged escapee Adam Hossein Nayeri, shows the men using tools to cut through metal and rebar, shimmying through plumbing shafts and rappelling down the side of the Orange County Jail. The tale, recorded with a smuggled cellphone, ends with all three men recaptured within six months.

An 88-year-old Canadian woman checked another item off her bucket list — by parachute-jumping from an airplane.

“It was wonderful, just so peaceful and beautiful up there,” said Maire Hollo who calls herself a “crazy granny.”

Next, Hollo wants to drive a race car and be serenaded by rapper Pitbull on her 90th.