Weird BUT true

Urine trouble now. A 21-year-old Pennsylvania man was caught trying to use his pal’s clean pee for a court-ordered urine test, Monroe County prosecutors said.

Suspect Daryl Anthony Koger allegedly filled a condom with clean urine, but probation officers heard an odd popping noise when he broke open the rubber.

Koger was charged with furnishing drug-free urine and possessing an instrument of crime — the scissors used to cut open the condom.

A Louisiana construction worker is all wet — and unemployed.

Recent rains drenched New Orleans streets, where a resident shot a video of a Gulf Coast Construction truck speeding through the floodwater, with walls of water crashing to each side.

Gulf Coast owner Jeff Wellman wasn’t amused, and sent the driver packing.

A San Jose, Calif., couple quietly — but completely legally — purchased a private San Francisco street.

Tina Lam and Michael Cheng snatched up the street and sidewalks of Presidio Terrace for $90,000 at a tax-delinquency auction. They’re now considering charging for parking in front of the street’s 35 megamansions.

The homeowners association protested it never got tax bills because the city sent them to the wrong address.

An upstate lawmaker thinks art should imitate life.

Councilman Thomas Best Jr. wants to paint the municipalal water tower in Hamburg,, NY, to look like a burger.

The structure is oblong and relatively burger-shaped, prompting Best and activist Chris Hannottee to push their plan. Thee town claims the hamburger was invented there in 1885. If the shoe fits. . . A woman was busted in Australia trying to smugglee cocaine in the heel of her shoe, authorities said.

The suspect — on a flight from Los Angeles to Sydney — had 4.4 pounds of blow in her shoes as well as in other items of clothing, officials said.