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Clubgoer, 79, lured into honey trap and robbed

He would have been safer at bingo night.

An elderly Florida man joined a long line of horndogs who have fallen prey to lusty ladies who seduce men at upscale Manhattan haunts before robbing them blind.

The 79-year-old ladies’ man was wining and dining at Club Macanudo on the Upper East Side in May when he conked out and later found himself being pounced on by two busty bandits blocks away at the Loews Regency Hotel, cops said Tuesday.

While the unidentified mark remembers lounging at the club, he claims not to recall meeting the women, or anything else that took place inside the hotel.

When he suddenly came to his senses, the women were clobber- ing him. They then took off with the watch and $3,000 in cash.

They can both be seen on hotel security video (right) attempting to make a quick exit.

The victim suffered scratches to the face but refused to go to a hospital after calling the cops.

In a similar incident last week, a man reported having his wife’s wedding ring stolen when he invited a strange woman into his Manhattan apartment.

Also, a Saudi diplomat was robbed of his $30,000 watch by a hot date he brought home from celebrity hangout 1 Oak earlier this month.

In 2015, Knicks forward Derrick Williams was robbed of a $750,000 treasure trove of jewelry, including four Rolex watches, after he took home two party girls he met at a club in the Meatpacking District.