IT’S CAROLINE ‘F’ KENNEDY
Drunken RFK spawn curses cops
This Kennedy is the not-so-Sweet Caroline.
Caroline Summer Rose Kennedy — the 23-year-old granddaughter of Robert F. Kennedy — stuck out her tongue and drunkenly told cops to “f--k off !” as she was busted on Sunday at a raging house party near the clan’s historic Hyannis Port compound, according to a police report.
“I went to Brown and I’m a teacher, sweetheart!” Caroline slurred at cops, according to the report, which detailed the arrest by officers with the Barnstable, Mass., Police Department.
In declining to take a Breathalyzer test, Kennedy told cops, “No. I’m drunk. I know that,” the report said.
Arrested along with the 5-foot-9 brunette at a posh Cape Cod rental was her father, Matthew “Max” Kennedy, 52, who is one of the late senator’s 11 children. Both dad and daughter appeared inebriated, the police report said.
Max, an author and human- rights advocate, screamed “incoherently” at arriving officers, jabbed his finger at a cop’s chest, threw himself at a wall, and “grabbed a wall cabinet (filled with glass valuables) and threw it, smashing the contents,” the police report said.
Max was “sweating profusely” and had “noticeably bloodshot and glassy eyes,” the police report said.
Notably, though, Max — unlike his daughter — wanted to take a Breathalyzer test while in custody, the report said.
“It was given to him immediately thereafter,” the report said. “It registered a .00 BAC.” At one point, Caroline allegedly threw herself at the police cruiser in which her dad was being held in handcuffs, and flung open the vehicle’s door.
Together, the two “incited . . . an angry mob” among partygoers, the Daily Mail said.
The trouble broke out when neighbors called the cops after 1 a.m. to complain about loud music and fireworks at the house party at a nine-bedroom rental home known as the “Judy Garland House” for the actress who sometimes summered there.
The father and daughter were charged with disorderly conduct and have court dates in November.
It is unclear who had been renting the home, although it was Max who responded when arriving police asked to speak to whomever was in charge of the party.