The ‘You’re Full of It Award’ for the biggest celeb cons and lame excuses
LENA Dunham’s
excuse for giving back her adopted dog Lamby. She wrote on Instagram that the dog had been abused by multiple previous owners, and for that reason the pup was too aggressive. But leaders of the Brooklyn shelter from where she adopted Lamby disputed her claims, saying that their records showed the dog was never abused, and, “When she adopted the dog from us, it wasn’t crazy. I have pictures of the dog loving on Lena and her mom, which is weird if the dog was abused. It wouldn’t be cuddling with her or be in the bed with her ‘boyfriend’ in the pages of Vogue.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
telling Page Six that she wasn’t going to combine her two landmarked West Village townhouses, then later claiming that they were already connected when she bought them. They weren’t.
Luann de Lesseps
explaining to Andy Cohen that the moment she hit now-estranged husband Tom D’Agostino Jr. in the face and scratched him at a fancy NYC restaurant was, in reality, just a “love tap.” Clearly a tap too far — they’ve since filed for divorce.
Matt Harvey
missing a Mets game, saying he had a “migraine,” when it turned out he was partying hard at 1Oak the night before.
WINNER:
Matt Harvey. After being caught by Page Six boozing at a club until 4 a.m., then not showing up to a game, the pitcher had to hold an apologetic press conference, and was then suspended.