Wildest celeb arrests

CONRAD Hilton,

23, was arrested in May for reaching out to his ex — by allegedly trying to break into her and her mother’s home and stealing her dad’s Bentley. That’s one unusual way to get a lady’s attention. To make matters more murky, Conrad’s ex is Hunter Daily Salomon, the daughter of Rick Salomon, whom Conrad’s sister Paris Hilton starred with in that infamous 2001 sex tape. Creepy.

Miles Teller

allegedly got so drunk in San Diego that he couldn’t stand on the sidewalk, and was cuffed after he nearly fell into a traffic lane. Cops say he was booked for misdemeanor public intoxication. Teller claims he was detained but not arrested and there was no evidence to charge him with a crime. Perhaps he just can’t remember?

Tiger Woods

was arrested in May and had Vicodin, painkiller Dilaudid, Xanax, Ambien and THC — the active ingredient in marijuana — in his system. Police found Woods asleep at the wheel of his car, and he failed multiple sobriety tests. Dashcam footage showed the golf star wobbling around and slurring his words as he attempted to follow officers’ instructions. At one point, he admitted he had “no idea” where he was driving.

WINNER:

Tiger Woods. He’s worth an estimated $740 million, so just hire a driver — or two.