Weird BUT true

He jumped at the opportunity — but he probably shouldn’t have.

A drunken driver critically injured himself by leaping off a 25-foot overpass following a 100-mph police chase in Wisconsin.

The unidentified 24-yearold man made the stupid move after crashing his 2004 Nissan 350Z on I-94 in Kenosha County.

Talk about road rage. A shirtless loon from Micanopy, Fla., allegedly threatened parents with a rifle and told them, “Get off my road!” as they picked up their kids from school.

William Markham lives across the street from the Micanopy Cooperative School and has complained several times about parents parking outside his house.

He was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.

It’d be hard to fall for these bills of goods.

Bogus $20 and $100 bills are floating around in Campbellton, Canada — with distinct red Chinese printing.

The lettering appears to indicate the bills are training samples, but police said they have been turning up in local shops in the New Brunswick town.

There’s a lot of buzz about a man who broke a world record with a beard made of bees.

Beekeeper Juan Carlos Noguez Ortiz, who works at Dickey Bee Honey Farm in Toronto, set a Guinness World Record for wearing the bee beard for 61 minutes. The prior record was a mere 53 minutes, 34 seconds.

Some 100,000 bees were brought in for the event.

Belarus has declared “war” — on an entirely fictional country.

The former Soviet republic is fighting Veyshnoria, one of three states invented for a six-day military exercise called Zapad 2017.

Veyshnoria seeks to invade Belarus — and has spurred a mock Twitter account and Wikipedia page full of hypothetical history.