Weird BUT true

He’s berry sorry. A Utah man who sparked a massive wildfire apologized to neighbors by giving them jars of jam.

“There’s no proper way to say, ‘Terribly sorry for scaring everyone half-todeath,’ ” wrote Jayson Orvis, who accidentally set off the fire while building a kids adventure course on his property in Bountiful, Utah.

“But we thought our favorite homemade jam might be a good start!”

Will you marry . . . oops! Seth Dixon dropped to a knee on a Kansas City bridge to propose to longtime girlfriend Ruth Salas.

Then, as cameras rolled to capture the romantic moment, Dixon dropped the ring through the bridge into a pond below.

Friends jumped in to try to recover the ring but never found it. Salas still said yes, though.

And a GoFundMe page raised enough this week for a replacement ring.

They must be high. City officials in Bilbao, Spain, are handing out “cocaine-crushing” cards in an effort to reduce the spread of Hepatitis C.

Officials say they’re not sanctioning drug use but trying to minimize risks, warning users that if coke “is not well chopped, you can damage your nostrils.”

Vermont cops aren’t just grinning and bearing it with this holdup.

They’re hunting for a panda-costumed thief who ran into Dick’s Sporting Goods in Williston on Monday and ran off with an airsoft rifle.

A man in China got so sick of handing his hardearned paycheck directly over to his wife that he faked a robbery to keep it.

The husband, identified only as Cai, told Hangzhou cops he had been mugged while riding home on an electric scooter.

But after police reviewed surveillance footage of the “crime” location, the man admitted making up the holdup to keep the dough, according to cops.