Weird BUT true

A man in China was busted for fowl play when he stole a black swan from a public park — and ate it with a side of radishes.

The delivery driver, known only as Zhou, 30, was sentenced to six months in jail for his bizarre taste in rare water birds, authorities said.

He had been fishing with friends at Xujiahui Park in Shanghai, when he snatched the bird that he later cooked up at home. Color them spooked. Officials are baffled by a mysterious purple powder found at a school in New Hampshire.

A 15-foot-wide circle of the substance was recovered from the lawn at Broad Street Elementary School. and deemed harmless by the city’s hazmat team. But more details on the substance await state lab tests. This fight was bananas. A neo-Nazi tossed a banana at a white man on a Seattle street and called him “an ape.”

The victim, not monkeying around, responded with a hard punch to his attacker’s face, knocking the white supremacist out cold, according to a report.

A group of men dressed like Tom Selleck’s character from the 1980s TV show “Magnum, P.I.” were booted from a Detroit baseball game for “catcalling” ladies.

Joe Tuccini and 44 Hawaiian shirt-wearing pals from his bachelor party were asked to leave the TigersWhite Sox game for smoking and loudly hitting on women, police said.

A fugitive from the Texas “10 Most Wanted” list was foiled by his own braggy Instagram post.

Christopher Ricardo Gonzalez, an 18-year-old murder suspect, live-streamed footage of himself showing off a shotgun and other weapons.

Dallas cops got GPS coordinates of his video signal and learned he was in Woodland Hills, Calif. They alerted local cops, who quickly arrested him.