Weird BUT true

A Florida woman returned home to find a naked stranger eating canned pineapple in her kitchen.

The suspect, Mary Hamilton, 63, allegedly strolled into the house in St. Augustine through an unlocked door, peeled off her clothes and opened a can of fruit.

Cops charged her with burglary and theft.

A British gardener says he hid in the woods for more than a decade — to escape his controlling wife.

Malcolm Applegate got so fed up with his spouse nagging him to stay home, he fled London without telling a soul, he said.

He began sleeping in a forested area near Kingston and decided he’d simply never go back.

His family thought he was dead until he recently checked into a homeless shelter. What a circus. A man dressed as a clown robbed a Waffle House in Ocala, Fla., with an accomplice, who was wearing a goat mask.

The crooks stormed into the restaurant and one of them then whipped out a gun, according to police.

Clown and goat fled with a bag of cash and are still at large.

The president of Iceland had a night that got a little too hot.

Guðni Jóhannesson fainted during a hot bath and broke his nose.

“A warm and cosy bath last night turned out to be too hot and cosy,” the 49year-old pol said on Facebook. He returned to work with a banged-up schnoz. Munchies sold separately. A Subway manager was busted for running an elaborate marijuana-selling operation out of a shop in Highland Park, Mich., police said.

He allegedly sold marijuana alongside sandwiches and soda to customers who asked for a cookie.

When cops confronted the man, he tried to throw away a trash bag stuffed with weed and $5,000, authorities added.