Weird BUT true

If only a tanker full ketchup were around.

A truck driver turned a highway in Minneapolis into an Extra Value Meal when he tipped his 18-wheeler and spilled 40,000 pounds of french fries.

Police said the driver was traveling too fast around a bend on Interstate 35 and rolled over.

He was hospitalized on Friday with non-life-threatening injuries.

An Orlando, Fla., woman was stunned when she opened a package from Amazon and found 65 pounds of weed inside.

The woman had ordered plastic storage bins. But when the containers arrived on her doorstep, she found them stuffed with pot wrapped in blue cellophane.

The drugs had been shipped from a building in Massachusetts, cops said.

A wild badger acted like a real weasel when it broke into a home and took a nap on a cat bed.

The four-legged burglar crawled through a feline door and into the home in Linlithgow, Scotland.

An animal-rescue officer found the critter curled up, taking a cat nap.

It bolted out the back door after it saw her.

Want to be a jockey? Fat chance.

Professional horseback riders in England may be forced to dismount if they’re deemed too heavy for the animal, under a new regulation.

Officials from the British Equestrian Federation say horse-to-human weight ratios must be in balance to avoid injuring the thoroughbreds.

A brainless Florida man was busted allegedly using his dad’s police car to mess with his ex-girlfriend’s new lover.

Christopher Combs, 22, of Boynton Beach, allegedly hopped into his sheriff father’s unmarked Ford Taurus squad car and pulled over his former flame’s new love.

Combs, who allegedly snatched the beau’s wallet, was arrested after the man recognized his voice.