Weird BUT true

This Alaska moose should pick on a car it’s own size.

Alberta Laktonen came home last week to find a massive moose destroying her Toyota Prius with its antlers.

The beast, which caused nearly $6,000 damage to the car, was thought to be in the midst of rutting season, which causes the animals to show their toughness, an expert said. That’s a treat that tricks. A Guatemalan man allegedly admitted smuggling chocolate-covered heroin into the United States on a flight into Newark Liberty International Airport.

Jacobo Orellana-Estrada apparently smuggled the drugs in what looked like six layer cakes he stashed in his luggage.

What’s a few centimeters? A commercial development in Britain is on hold after some of its buildings were constructed in the wrong location.

The error came after someone used the wrong GPS coordinates to locate the planned structures for the $15.7 million Stane Park development.

It’s unclear if any of the buildings, which will include shops like Nandos, Starbucks and KFC, will have to be demolished.

Newly released documents on the assassination of President John F. Kennedy confirm the longstanding animosity between the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Central Intelligence Agency.

One of the revealed memos prepped by the FBI refers to the CIA as the “Criminal Intelligence Agency.”

One of the hottest tickets in San Francisco these days is for mass meditations.

Sound Meditation SF can sell out 1,200 tickets at $25 a pop for the large group events at a local cathedral, according to a report.

Devotees can be deeply moved by the events.

“It can induce orgasm,” one woman quipped.