Weird BUT true

What a shirt-show. A French jogger was jailed for six months for wearing a soccer jersey emblazoned with the name “Bin Laden.”

Chakib Limane, 34, was convicted of glorifying terrorism by a court in the town of Caen that rejected Limane’s lawyer’s plea to “distinguish between provocation and immaturity.”

Lock this Donald up, she says.

Donald Crump, not Trump, the owner of Crumpy’s Hot Wings in Memphis, Tenn., allegedly choked a customer who complained he had served her cold french fries.

“He said, ‘Don’t disrespect my store’ as he was choking me,” said Rinesha Moore after cops arrested Crump and charged him with a salt . . . uh, make that assault.

A suspected drunken driver who led Indiana police on a miles-long chase turned out to be a 7-yearold boy.

The kid wove in and out of traffic at speeds of up to 40 mph before crashing into a metal fence at 3 a.m, said La Porte police, who found the boy hiding, unharmed, in the car’s back seat.

The kid was turned over to his mother, who hopefully wasn’t driven to spanking him.

Don’t drink and attempt to vote.

Douglas Shuttlesworth, 34, was charged with DUI on Monday after he showed up a day early — and allegedly drunk — at a Harrisburg, Pa., elementary school thinking it was Election Day. He’s the world’s best son. An Oregon man walked 22 miles in the snow to get help after the car he and his father were traveling in slid off an icy road.

Danny Treskey Jr., 42, of Myrtle Creek, was able to lead rescuers to his dad, who remained in the car after the accident.

The elder Treskey, 67, alert but cold, was hospitalized for evaluation.