Weird BUT true

A Florida man was busted on a DUI rap for allegedly riding a lawn mower while plowed.

Kenneth Burton Alleshouse, 56, was allegedly swerving while driving on a road in Port St. Lucie.

When police pulled him over, they spotted a case of Budweiser on the side of the red mower.

His blood-alcohol level was three times the legal limit, police said.

Hey, we’ll take him! A newlywed Egyptian woman filed divorce papers because her husband does all the household chores.

The 28-year-old woman, identified as Maha M., said she hates living with him because he acts “like a housewife.”

“He doesn’t let me touch anything in our house and does all the cooking, cleaning and general household chores,” she griped.

A naked man broke into an elderly Florida woman’s home and played dress-up with her clothes, according to police.

Joseph Vaglica, 40, of Edgewater, allegedly darted into 82-year-old Sylvia Garmon’s home through a garage door.

He went straight for her bedroom closet, then sauntered into the kitchen for an unwelcome fashion show, according to police. He was arrested on a burglary rap.

A California hotel is offering “Mermaid Fitness” classes to build core strength while swimming.

The Hotel Del Coronado in San Diego is making a splash with the 45-minute classes, in which participants hit the pool with rented slip-on mermaid tails.

A live TV morning news segment got frisky in England Friday when someone played audio from a porno flick.

Emma Vardy, a reporter for “BBC Breakfast,” was doing a story on Brexit when the sound of a woman moaning hit the airwaves.

She didn’t mention the sounds and viewers gave her props “for not laughing.”