Weird BUT true

A British fish has been dubbed “the son of cod” because its markings look like Jesus Christ.

Helen Barlow snapped a photo of the koi named Carl at a garden center in Manchester and realized the pattern on its face makes it look like an aquatic Christ.

Others thought the carp more resembled Donald Trump. Now the garden center is letting customers take selfies with the creature.

A Florida man is facing eviction over his “emotional support squirrel.”

Ryan Boylan rescued rodent pal Brutis after Hurricane Matthew last year and says she helps him with car accident-related PTSD.

But his Clearwater condo board gave Boylan an ultimatum this month: Ditch the squirrel or find a new place to live.

A Oklahoma man livestreamed his high-speed car chase, and not all of his viewers were pleased.

Brandon Hager bragged, “I’m in a high-speed chase, bro!” on Facebook Live as he led cops through Oklahoma City, prompting his aunt Ashley Rodriguez to call him and beg him to stop.

“I call him just to ask him to see, ‘Can you just stop? You’re making it worse,’ ” she said.

Cops caught Hager after he drove into a pond. Hey, it beats a ticket. Police in Billings, Mo., pulled over motorists and gave them frozen turkeys.

Nearly two dozen people pulled over for traffic offenses were let off with a written warning and a bird.

“I want to commit some more violations because I need a turkey for Thanksgiving and one for Christmas,” joked driver Larry Riddle.

The BBC accidentally quoted a hardcore gay porn site, TitanMen.com, in a story about Donald Trump.

The outlet published a story about reactions to Trump’s Twitter that included an anti-Trump tweet from the porn site’s account.

“We like to think of ourselves as the thinking man’s porn!” TitanMen tweeted later.