Weird BUT true

A raging bull led British cops on a high-“steaks” chase.

The brave bovine escaped from a farm near West Midlands, England, and hoofed it into the Monkspath Junior School, forcing a lockdown of the building.

The bull later bolted into traffic and was on the loose for five hours before cops cornered it in a field and shot it, police said.

It’s the naked truth about the Buffalo Bills.

A streaker who took to the field at a home game on Sunday racked up more yards than the championship-challenged team.

The man sprinted from one end zone to the other — a total of 120 yards — during the Bills’ loss against the New Orleans Saints.

The Bills gained only 69 yards on the ground.

Way to grow! An Indian man set the record for world’s longest mustache at a hair-raising 18.5 feet, according to Guinness.

Ram Singh, 62, of Jaipur — who won the title for the seventh consecutive year — has refused to snip his liptickler since 1970.

He spends two hours a day moisturizing his ’stache with coconut oil, but washes it only twice a month.

An Iowa man crashed his car and went flying — but luckily, he was at a fundraiser for first responders.

Jarod Smith, 35, crashed during a junk-car race to raise money for the Camp Township Fire Department.

Ten first responders were already on site and treated him immediately. He suffered no serious injuries.

Oh, rats. A Florida man who triggered an eight-hour standoff with cops said later he was just shooting rats in his yard.

Stephen Jonas, 51, was allegedly firing a gun in his home in Palm Harbor at 3 a.m. Sunday. Police set up a perimeter around his house and tried for hours to contact him.

When Jonas finally emerged, he claimed he had simply been trying to get rid of the filthy furballs, cops said.