Weird BUT true

An idyllic Swiss mountain village wants to pay you $25,000 to move there.

The tiny town of Albinen has dwindled to just 240 residents. Those citizens will vote next Thursday on a new initiative that would offer money to outsiders willing to settle in the area for at least a decade.

A Delaware police department slapped 15 people with citations this week — good for a free Thanksgiving turkey.

The Middletown officers teamed up with a local church to hand out “Caught You Being Good” citations to people seen doing nice things like holding doors for others.

The citations were redeemable for the traditional holiday fowl.

This is the stuff nightmares are made of.

Two men, along with their dog, spent five days on the roof of their car in a remote region of Australia after they became stuck in crocodile-infested waters during a fishing trip.

The reptiles circled around as the trio huddled. They were eventually rescued.

Twerking in traffic may not get the vehicles moving, but it sure is entertaining.

Two people got out of a car and put on a show in the middle of Interstate 95 in Florida with traffic at a standstill due to President Trump’s arrival at Mar-a-Lago.

“People keep getting out of the car dancing,” sportswriter Jeff Pearlman said in a video he tweeted. “Which I’ve gotta say is pretty good entertainment considering how sucky this is.”

Cops in Maine want people to watch for black-market Butterballs after someone took a bunch of them from a grocery-store dumpster “and thought it would be a great idea to redistribute them.”

But the turkeys had been tossed after they thawed due to a freezer failure and aren’t safe to eat.

Falmouth cops warned against birds “acquired . . . from some nonconventional manner.”