Weird BUT true

Look before you light up. Two Wisconsin potheads were busted lighting up in the worst possible spot — the local police chief ’s parking space.

The stoners allegedly pulled into a parking lot and started smoking weed without noticing a sign nearby that read, “Glendale Police Department,” cops said.

A city worker noted a strong smell coming from the car, and the smokers, ages 20 and 21, were arrested.

A thief landed himself on the naughty list when he snatched a Santa suit and hat from a Pennsylvania mall.

The unnamed crook allegedly snuck into a back room and swiped Kris Kringle’s $520 threads from North Pole Photo in Butler County, where kids pose with the jolly man in red, according to police. Airbnbrothel. Airbnb guests allegedly turned a charming British cottage into a pop-up brothel — sparking a wild police raid.

The houseguests from hell allegedly ran the temporary sex den in the tiny town of Perranwell Station, which is located about 90 miles from Exeter, England.

Police ended up raiding the place, stunning the owner of the $1.1 million home. She’s cold-cutting her losses. A woman was busted smuggling more than 200 pounds of contraband bologna into the US from Mexico.

The driver was heading to El Paso, Texas, when authorities found the sandwich meat stuffed under the floor boards of her car, officials said.

The unidentified sausage smuggler was fined $1,000. This ride is Texas-sized. A mystery developer in San Antonio wants to build the world’s largest Ferris Wheel — a 900-foot-tall behemoth that could interfere with air traffic, officials said.

Plans for the amusement park ride dwarf the 780-foottall Dubai Eye Ferris Wheel, which will be the world’s tallest when construction is finished.

But the Federal Aviation Administration is considering whether the massive structure poses a hazard to planes and other aircraft.