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A British woman says she had the best sex ever — with a 19th-century ghost.

When Sian Jameson, a 26year-old North London artist, rented a remote Wales cottage, “a handsome young man” in a wall painting sparked erotic dreams, she recalled recently.

Then, one day, while lying awake, Jameson says she and the man’s ghost form made love and, “It was very strange but the sex was amazing.” What could go wrong? A West Virginia sandwich shop is expanding to add craft beer and — an axthrowing range.

The addition to the Lucky Dill Deli in Charleston will be called Axes and Ales.

To minimize risks, players will have to be 21 and get safety training, says owner Chadrick Harper.

Christmas came early at a Maine Toys ‘R’ Us.

Two anonymous “Secret Santas” walked into the South Portland store and left $10,000 to cover other customers’ layaway balances.

The money closed out about 100 accounts, said store manager Jay Roes, who called the donors “a nice couple, local.”

A man has become a Montana city council member without ever throwing his hat in the ring.

Richard Klose of Laurel was notified that he won the Nov. 4 contest for Ward 4 as a write-in candidate with a mere three votes — of the 52 votes cast.

We don’t really want you! the Russian military told a recent recruit — who turned out to be 7 years old.

Sasha Gumenyuk got a call-up notice from the city of Ussuriysk’s recruitment office. When his family said Sasha is only 7, the military did an about-face.

The local children’s hospital sent the office a list of males born in 2010 not 2001, the office said.

Still, the boy’s grandfather joked on social media that Sasha will report for duty so the family is not “taken for draft-dodgers.”