Weird BUT true

An Illinois woman filed a lawsuit claiming a swan killed her husband.

The tragic incident took place in 2012, when the bird attacked Anthony Hensley, a 37-year-old kayaker maintaining a pond at the Bay Colony condominium in Chicago.

The bird capsized the watercraft, blocked him from reaching shore and he drowned. His wife now claims the condo association should have known the swans were “territorial.”

Smell you later, thieves! An Oregon mom was so fed up when a crook swiped a package from her front porch that she staged a revenge plan with her son’s dirty diapers.

Angie Boliek, of Hillsboro, stuffed 15 of the stinky surprises in a cardboard box, along with a note that proclaimed, “Enjoy this, you thief !”

She left the poopie trap outside her house, and someone swiped it in less than a day.

This dope took his right to a “speedy” trial a smidge too literally.

Franklin Dell Hayes, 31, was arrested for meth possession in Newberry, SC, only to be busted in court with more of the drug, cops said.

When deputies searched him, they found four grams of speed in his pants pocket.

A blockheaded YouTube showoff accidentally cemented his noggin inside a microwave, forcing firefighters to rush to the rescue.

Jimmy Swingler, 22, of the West Midlands, England, got himself stuck while trying to make a quick-drying cement mold for a video.

Give this dog a bone. An Oklahoma vet found 21 baby pacifiers inside the stomach of Dovey, a 4-yearold Shar Pei.

Dr. Chris Rispoli, of the Gentle Care Animal Hospital in Edmond, ran an X-ray and found the graveyard of nibbled binkies. Removing them was the “craziest surgery I’ve ever done,” he said.