Weird BUT true

A new version of the Broadway smash hit “Hamilton” could be called “Ham & Sleaze.”

A movie porn parody, titled “Hamiltoe,” will tell the tale of one of America’s greatest “pounding fathers,” says WoodRocket.com producer Lee Roy Myers. He says the film will include anal sex and blush-inducing characters such as Cumas Jefferson and Aaron Bonerr. Yeah, good luck with that. California police are asking people to return cash tossed allegedly by a fleeing bank robber that got scooped up on a Lake Elsinore highway Saturday.

Cops say the dough is evidence against suspect Thomas Burke, 27, who was busted after a frantic chase on the local freeway.

They’re putting a new face on an age-old hobby.

Swedish company Wobbling Willy will 3-D-print your likeness onto a dildo for $88. The firm requires a facial photo to fashion the clay image for the nonbusiness end of a silicone ding-a-ling.

She got the hippo she wanted — 60 years later.

Gayla Peevey, who as a 10year-old popularized the novelty holiday song “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas,” returned to her hometown Oklahoma City Zoo this week to welcome a new hippo.

Peevey, now 74, greeted Francesca, the zoo’s second hippo, after Mathilda, who was bought in 1953 with dimes donated by children inspired by Peevey’s tune.

The lesson from one British teacher: Don’t be a Yule fool like I was!

The unnamed teacher from Derbyshire said she got sloshed on parent-donated Christmas wine and then “thought it would be hilarious to eat the class guinea pig’s food.”

She was caught “going at the bowl of pellets like it was a dish of bar snacks” but kept her job, she says in a teachers-magazine story warning against holiday excess.