Weird BUT true

She’s dead meat. A British chef got death threats for bragging on social media that she “spiked” a vegan customer’s dinner with animal products.

Laura Goodman, 47, who co-owns the Italian restaurant Carlini in Shropshire, was forced to call the cops after she was bombarded by comments from furious plant-eaters, she said.

She called the beef a misunderstanding.

Twin babies in California were born within 20 minutes of each other — but a whole year apart.

Joaquin Jr. Ontiveros was born two minutes before midnight on New Year’s Eve at Delano Regional Medical Center, near Bakersfield.

His little sister, Aitana de Jesus Ontiveros, popped out at 12:16 a.m. on Jan. 1.

His kabobs are out of this world.

A Swiss restaurateur blasted the Middle Eastern dish into space to mark the opening of his eatery.

It took Pascal Leuthold, of Zurich, three months of planning to launch the snack 124,000 feet into the atmosphere via weather balloon. The kabob landed two hours later — covered in ice. Yum?

An Indiana woman is suing the city of Indianapolis, saying she was fired for making a stink about her co-worker’s body odor.

Amber Bridges, who worked in a courthouse, claims she got canned after she complained about the staffer’s bad smell — and installed air fresheners.

The stinky worker insisted chronic odor is a disability.

A baby seal went on an epic three-mile journey on dry land — and ended up at a Massachusetts pizzeria.

The 6-month-old female harbor seal trekked through a marsh and along a busy road before wildlife officials found her in the parking lot of Yarmouth Pizza by Evan.

The healthy critter was transported for release.