Weird BUT true

Bad judgment. A Minnesota judge pleaded guilty to drunken driving after running a stop sign on New Year’s Day with twice the legal bloodalcohol concentration.

Ramsey County District Court Judge G. Tony Atwal apologized for his “poor decision” to drive with a BAC of 0.17, and received 18 days of house arrest and probation. Hipsters on higher ground. Real-estate watchers in Miami are warning of “climate gentrification” as the rich move away from flood-prone coastlines and buy formerly undesirable property inland.

The shift will disproportionately affect low-income people who currently live in elevated sections such as Little Haiti, according to a CBS News report.

When she “calls,” he better answer.

A University of Oklahoma student who bought her boyfriend a new video game for Christmas first made him sign an agreement not to ignore her while playing.

Ashley Davison told beau Blake Perry he could play “Call of Duty” only if she was not staying over and he had her permission — and he has to text her back within 11 minutes when he’s playing and she’s not around.

Why did the chickens cross the road? Because their cage fell off the back of a truck.

California Highway Patrol officers scrambled to scoop up nearly two dozen cluckers from a state highway after their cages fell off a truck near Los Angeles.

The driver, who apparently didn’t realize his birds flew the coop, just kept going. Officers were able to rescue 17 feathered fowl.

This old acquaintance was definitely not forgot.

A Colombian exhumed his deceased cousin’s body so they could spend New Year’s Eve together.

Family members didn’t believe Kevin Rivera when he told them he dug up Jassir José Rivera Gomez — until workers at the San Jacinto Cemetery discovered the Jassir’s empty grave the next day.