Wolff messing with wrong gal

THAT bookgatherer, Michael the Wolff in s - - t’s clothing, called me a liar on CNBC because I queried some of his allegations. I’ve been called many things but, writing this column since 1981, nobody ever suggested I’m a liar.

Nor will it start with this Dickens-lite, to whom I’m sending a case of Scott tissue upon which — with his crayons — he may color the pictures his next time around.

Known mostly as just another pretty face hanging about cocktail parties and in bathroom lines, this bookgatherer is aptly named. A Wolf — forget the spelling of his last name since we know what that second “F” stands for — is similar to a dog. The animal attacks people. It feeds on prey.

So . . . down, little Michael . . down, boy . . . go on the paper . .

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