Weird BUT true

Guys, it’s possible to have too much meat in your pants.

A Florida man was caught stealing from a grocery store after a cop spotted him pulling a full rack of ribs from the waistband of his trousers, police said.

Maeli Aguilar-Alvarez, 26, was also caught swiping two packs of hamburger buns, nine pieces of fried chicken and mashed potatoes at Rines Market IGA in Indiantown, according to police. Which Greek god is Mike? Thousands of dollars in knock-off Nike Air Jordan shoes — featuring the phony logo Mike — were shipped from China to a suburban DC airport, authorities said.

The 400 pairs discovered at Dulles International Airport would have sold for more than $54,700 on the street, according to US Customs and Border Protection officials.

Hundreds of dead bats rained down from the sky in Australia after a powerful heat wave boiled them alive.

Temperatures soared to 113 degrees in Campbelltown, New South Wales, last week, sizzling more than 200 flying fox bats.

Wildlife officials did manage to save hundreds of lethargic baby bats by pumping them with fluids.

Banksy must have a hungry cousin in Texas.

A mysterious graffiti artist has been spray-painting big purple tacos on houses in Dallas.

The cartoonish image of the Mexican street food with rising aroma waves has baffled and outraged homeowners, who say it’s expensive as shell to remove.

The taco art has also popped up on storefronts, fences, signs and — appropriately — a dumpster.

A Texas criminal wasn’t using his noggin when he tattooed his Social Security number on his forehead.

Robert Wooten, 41 — who’s wanted for a series of armed robberies in Houston — rocks the identifying ink next to several other facial tattoos.

The number has since been published far and wide, but nobody steal his identity, OK?