New York Post

Wearing black trend not over

- Cindy Adams

DC talk — that’s all they do, just talk — but the latest babble is not about immigratio­n, climate change or Kim Jong Ugh’s hairdresse­r.

This is about wardrobe! As in what to wear for the State of the Union address.

Congresspe­rsons of this great and glorious most fabulous country God ever created are thinking to maybe follow the Golden Globes’ lead. Our nation’s elected minds are suggesting its ladies sympathize with Earth’s true leaders — Hollywood — and all wear black.

Forget medical insurance, shove marijuana’s legality, the USA — now being ruled by Jessica Chastain and Reese

Witherspoo­n — may change 1600 Pennsylvan­ia

Jane says . . .

MORE. Today victims cry: “The big ape was all over me.” While we know Jane Goodall plays with chimps, who knew they Ave. to the Black House.

Some brains even discussed bringing sex-assault victims as their guests.

More on that subject: We who’ve experience­d this personally all support our sisters in wearing black for the death of serial sexual harassment. However, time may have come to remove this from Page 1. For assorted reasons, all humankind pockets an alphabet of bad memories. Despite an interval of years in between, everyone understand­s the emotional rush of getting even.

But replaying this — reliving it in one’s head or memory for revenge, anger, money, publicity, career, righteous reason, whatever — is unhealthy.

In certain cases, its wake has been filled by eager lawyers, unprovable cases wanted to play back? Goodall, 83, actually experience­d a primate who looked to enjoy a bit of patty-cake.

She says: “One chimp got a little frisky with me and carcasses of the formerly famous.

The point’s been made. Bums have been bounced.

Will it stop totally? Maybe not. But it will calm down. Go undergroun­d.

May we all go on with our lives. in the ’60s.” It was in downtown Gombe, Tanzania. Interviewe­d for her Oscar-maybe doc “Jane,” she says, “I didn’t let it go too far.” No, she did not hire a lawyer.

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Reese Witherspoo­n (left) and Jessica Chastain: ruling America.
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