Weird BUT true

These burritos were filled with an extra special ingredient — meth.

Los Angeles cops arrested a motorist Saturday after discovering 14 methamphetamine-stuffed burritos wrapped in foil his car during a traffic stop.

The LAPD touted the arrest on Twitter, saying, “14 ‘burritos’ and a gun off the streets thanks to #LAPD Rampart Officers.”

You’d think he’d be easier to spot.

Joshua Walker, 27, escaped Florida cops over the weekend for several hours wearing only faded pink boxer shorts and handcuffs, police said.

Walker fled from deputies at 7:30 a.m. Saturday as they were arresting him after his mother called 911 to say he had stolen a car and broken into the family’s business.

Cops recaptured him about six hours later.

A teenage girl was injured when she was dropped into a cauldron of boiling water by two people dressed as witches during an annual carnival parade in Germany.

The 18-year-old victim was left scalded and hospitalized Saturday night after her legs went knee-deep into the pot, which was over an open fire.

The “witches” fled. He must really hate cops. Gregory Simpson, 58, was arrested Sunday after allegedly taking a sledgehammer to a dozen patrol cars at a Dallas police station parking lot.

The Dallas Police Association called for more security at the parking lots, tweeting, “What’s it going to take folks, [an] officer getting killed?”

An argument over which team would win the Super Bowl prompted a boozy woman to throw a wooden shelf at her boyfriend, injuring him, authorities said.

Cheryl Merrill, 60, of Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla., was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery after she allegedly tossed the shelf at her beau of five years just after kickoff.