Weird BUT true

Forget snakes on a plane — this one had a naked man.

A man stripped down to his birthday suit and barricaded himself in the bathroom on an Alaska Airlines flight to Seattle, forcing the plane to turn back to Anchorage.

Police escorted him off the jet once it landed early Wednesday.

An Illinois woman claims her ex-boyfriend ransacked her home, dousing it in what appeared to be hot sauce.

When the woman arrived home after being out for several hours, she found her residence “totally messed up” with furniture flipped over, according to a police report.

“It also appeared that someone had taken what seemed like hot sauce and poured it all over the wall and mattress in the bedroom,” the report said. He’s lovin’ it. A man accused of setting off an explosion inside the bathroom of a Florida McDonald’s is walking free after the state attorney decided to drop the case.

Kenneth Capo was arrested last August over the explosion, which destroyed the toilet at the fast-food joint in Lockhart.

This Alaska robbery suspect was caught cold.

A 34-year-old man who knocked off a Taco Bell in Anchorage tried to evade police by burying his black coat in the snow nearby.

But officers who found the coat simply followed the tracks in the snow until they found the suspect, by then shivering in the icy temps.

An Indian mom claims her hubby stole her kidney to pay for her dowry.

Rita Sarkar, 28, says her husband harassed her regularly because her parents couldn’t pay the $1,500 dowry he demanded.

When Sarkar needed surgery for appendicitis, her husband took her to a private hospital in Kolkata and told her to keep quiet about the procedure. Last year, tests revealed she is missing her right kidney, and she suspects her husband convinced the surgeon to remove it.