Weird BUT true

An Arkansas law firm says it has the perfect Valentine’s Day gift — a free divorce!

“Are you ready to call it quits?” Wilson & Haubert in North Little Rock asks on its Facebook page. “Do you know someone that is? Here’s how to enter our Valentine’s Day divorce giveaway!”

Entrants must explain why they deserve the $985 legal work for free.

Watch your back in Pakistan, ladies.

A gang in Punjab was busted for stealing spinal fluid from women and selling it on the black market.

The four crooks allegedly told 12 victims they were government officials taking blood samples — before plunging needles into their vertebrae, authorities said.

The clear fluid, which protects the brain and spinal cord from injury, was likely sold to traditional Islamic healers, officials said.

You have to kiss a few frogs . . .

Scientists created an online dating profile for the world’s loneliest amphibian — a Sehuencas water frog that may be the last of its kind.

Global Wildlife Conservation launched a Match.com page for 10-year-old Romeo to drum up support for expeditions in Bolivia that may help him find a mate.

She deserves a knuckle sandwich.

Corinthian Jones, 19, of Bradenton, Fla., got so mad when a 7-Eleven clerk sold her a cold Cuban sandwich that she allegedly threw the sandwich at the clerk — and was jailed.

A brain scan that reveals whether a person is in love — or faking it — will be available within a decade, says a world-renowned neurologist.

The MRI-style machine will detect “nonapeptides,” a chemical produced when humans form “long-term bonds,” says Dr. Fred Nour, who released a book on the subject this week. He predicted couples will take the tests together for “fun.”