Weird BUT true

What a thumbskull. Michael Rohana, 24, a guest at a Philadelphia museum’s “Ugly Sweater Party” in December, is accused of stealing the left thumb from a $4.5 million ancient statue.

Rohana snapped off the thumb of a life-sized terracotta warrior on loan from China after slipping into a closed Franklin Institute exhibit, police said.

Some day her prince will come — or not.

Devin Custalow, 25, of Brooklyn, has been searching for a missed connection — a cute guy in yellow shoes she saw in October on a G train.

After trying to find him online, Custalow put up a 20-foot billboard in Williamsburg asking her mystery man to meet her there at 1 p.m. on Valentine’s Day, but he didn’t show.

An Oregon woman reportedly went wild on the sauce before her Taco Bell run.

Diane Wilcox, 39, smashed into garbage cans, nearly hit an elderly couple and drove her Mercedes into a ditch en route to a Medford, Ore., Taco Bell, police said. Her blood-alcohol level was 0.55, nearly seven times the legal limit, cops said.

A British man who fell down a sewer wound up trapped there for three days.

The 48-year-old man was finally rescued in Romford, Essex, after his cries for help were heard — and he’d walked through six miles of pipelines, authorities said.

Looking disheleved, the man’s first request was for a cigarette, witnesses said.

That stinks! A Vermont man has ’fessed to spraying manure on a US Customs Border Protection cruiser last summer.

According to cops, Mark Johnson, 53, vandalized the vehicle after he went on a rant about why not enough was being done to arrest immigrants in the country illegally.