Weird true

It’s a perfect match: good doobies and pot doobies.

Colorado’s Girl Scouts can now cash in on pot buyers’ munchies by selling their thin mints, do-si-dos and other cookies outside cannabis dispensaries.

The move, lifting a prior ban, leaves setting up cookie booths outside “adult-oriented” places — like dispensaries, bars and tattoo parlors — up to parents and guardians. This plea deal is a gem. An Australian mine worker who stole $200,000 worth of gold from his employer avoided jail partly by revealing how he pulled off the crime.

A judge said he extended mercy to Joseph Cresp, 52, because of Cresp’s remorse, restitution and help with anti-theft measures at Sunrise Dam Gold Mine in Western Australia.

Forgive his trespasses — and pray this homeless Pennsylvania man survives.

Authorities are looking for a vagrant they believe is sleeping in the rubble of a collapsed Harrisburg building that was deemed uninhabitable two years ago.

A judge last year called the site a “public danger.”

A Florida Christian school is drawing fire because two of its upcoming charity golf-event raffle prizes are rifles.

Trinitas Christian Academy in Pensacola listed the prizes in January. It hasn’t yet answered parent complaints this week that they are inappropriate after the massacre of 17 students and faculty at Parkland HS, also in Florida.

A kidnapping by a Brazilian drug kingpin has turned out to be extremely popular

That’s because Thomaz Vieira Gomes reportedly abducted at gunpoint two nurses from a Rio de Janeiro clinic and forced them to give yellow fever vaccines to slum dwellers.

The nurses weren’t hurt or threatened and were returned to their clinic safely, authorities said.