Weird BUT true

Nothing says grief quite like a striptease show.

China’s Ministry of Culture has announced a crackdown on “obscene and vulgar performances” at funerals, often stripteases in rural provinces aimed at drawing bigger crowds to honor the dead.

A hot line invites tipsters to report “funeral misdeeds” in exchange for cash rewards.

A British comic’s ex-husband really can’t take a joke.

Thomas Reay is suing his ex, Louise Beamont, for $40,000 over references to their marriage she made in her 2017 comedy show.

Beamont has a Gofundme page to help cover legal costs.

Who knew towels were such a beach menace?

Officials may ban them at a popular beach on the Italian island of Sardinia to help protect La Pelosa’s fine white sand.

“The entire plan is based on scientific studies that indicate towels as one of the biggest dangers, since when they’re damp, they retain a lot of sand,” said Antonio Diana, mayor of the beach town of Stintino.

This British wedding photographer is a real boob.

Shutterbug David Kilcourse took 96 photos of bridesmaids’ cleavage and derrieres and only 11 photos of the groom and none of his parents, the newlyweds complained in a lawsuit.

Kilcourse said he was hampered by bad weather.

But he ended up refunding the fees paid by Steph and Paul Unwin, both 30, of Bollington, Cheshire, plus $800.

A heroin dealer is accused of slipping into an Alexandria, Va., hospital to make a sale to a patient who then suffered a second near-fatal overdose in two days.

Police said Michael “Flip” Filipowicz, 25, signed into the hospital as a visitor to sell the drug to a 24-yearold man who was admitted after overdosing and being revived the previous day with the drug Narcan.