Weird BUT true

A British woman returned from a trip across the world — only to find squatters running an elaborate weed farm in her home.

Tanya Laverty, of Wavertree, England, said she rented her pad to a family while she traveled around Asia.

When she got home, they were long gone. In their place she found 200 pot plants and a lighting and sprinkler system — which she said will cost her more than $10,000 to dismantle. Like goats? Need a job? The city of Edmonton, Alberta, posted an opening for a “goat coordinator” to spearhead the Canadian city’s GoatWorks program, in which 170 of the creatures are used to munch weeds in public parks.

The gig pays $43 an hour for up to 11 months.

They’re gonna need a wider selfie lens.

Millennials are on track to becoming the fattest generation in history, according to a British research group.

Seven in 10 people born between the early 1980s and mid-’90s will be obese by the time they’re middle-aged, Cancer Research UK found.

By contrast, only half of middle-aged “baby boomers” were overweight.

A Missouri man led cops on a high-speed freeway chase while riding an ATV on the wrong side of the road — oh, and he was naked.

The unidentified joyrider was first spotted zipping around a residential neighborhood near Kansas City on the yellow four-wheeler.

When cops tried to arrest him, he made a break for I435 — but crashed and went flying in his birthday suit. He was taken into custody.

A California news anchor was forced to wing it when a bird landed on top of her head during a live segment.

Nichelle Medina, who cohosts the morning news on San Diego’s KFMB, was doing a segment on the San Diego Zoo when “Sophie,” a 10year-old scarlet Ibis, flew in.

The birds are “good for weeding your garden, or flying onto my head,” Medina joked. Natalie O’Neill,Wires