Weird BUT true

An Australian man who believes the end is nigh was forced to halt plans for a sprawling nuclear bunker — because his neighbors don’t dig it.

Jakov Loncarevic, of Minyip, was midway through building the 13-footdeep pad with 2,500 bags of concrete when the city council demanded he stop.

Neighbors claimed it was “embarrassing” to live next to the bunker and said it drove down property values.

A woman landed behind bars when she tried to order a breakfast sandwich from a security booth at a Long Island jail.

Lizabeth Ildefonso, 44, requested a “bacon, egg and cheese” from a deputy at the Riverhead Correctional Facility, according to cops.

The deputy explained it wasn’t a drive-thru, then allegedly noticed powder under her nose. She was charged with driving while impaired.

A Kansas man lost a $1 million winning lottery ticket but miraculously got it back — thanks to gas-station workers with hearts of gold.

The lucky guy, from Lincoln County, was on his way to watch a basketball game with his brother when he stopped in Salina, bought the ticket and dropped it.

Employees spotted it and launched a mission to track him down. They found him later and returned it.

You snooze, you lose — especially while smoking in a stranger’s car.

A Florida woman broke into a vehicle at a car dealership near Ocala to take a nap and accidentally lit the ride on fire with a cancer stick, according to cops.

Dolores Graham, 62, was busted for burglary.

A British dominatrix says the networking Web site LinkedIn is trying to whip her into shape legally over her site — dubbed KinkedIn.

The company has tried to stop the London-based bondage-centric Web-site owner from registering the trademark because it’s too similar to the firm’s name, she said.