Weird BUT true

“Jesus” rose again — and apparently craved pizza.

Richard Lee Quintero, 46, allegedly broke into a High Point, NC, Pizza Hut and stuffed his face with slices and Mountain Dew. Then he called 911 and claimed to be the son of God.

“Yes, this is Jesus Christ and I just broke into the Pizza Hut,” Quintero reportedly said. “Jesus is here now. He’s back to earth.”

Cops quickly nailed him.

Not the best way to score a smooch, lady.

A Florida woman got so mad at her husband for not being affectionate, she punched him in the face, according to police.

Jacqueline Hunter allegedly socked her hubby in the right eye at the couple’s home in Bunnell, cops said.

When her battered beau tried to escape, she blocked his way, according to police, who hauled her off to jail.

One order of carrots, please.

A Briton tried to ride his horse through a McDonald’s drive-thru but was told by workers to hoof it.

Instead, Jason Barrett tied the animal to a post, ordered a coffee inside the restaurant and hopped back on his four-legged ride.

A rep for the fast-food chain said the drive-thru is “not suitable for horses.”

The (police) force isn’t with him.

An Australian man dressed as Darth Vader was arrested after allegedly harassing his neighbors by wildly waving a lightsaber at their New South Wales home.

Neighbors complained that the Star Wars buff refused to stop shooting rays of light into their Berkeley Vale house after a weekslong feud.

The world’s most expensive shot of cognac sold for a head-pounding $14,168, according to Guinness World Records.

Ranjeeta Dutt McGroarty ordered 1.4 ounces of the Rome de Bellegarde booze, believed to have been distilled in 1894, from Jean Fillioux’s cellar in London.