Weird BUT true

A Pensacola, Fla., woman was 37 weeks pregnant — and had no idea until she went into labor.

“I had Chinese food the night before and I kind of figured maybe I had food poisoning or something like that,” said Crystal Gail Amerson, 29, who didn’t gain much weight during the pregnancy.

Her newborn son, Oliver James, is doing fine.

Pick on someone your own size!

A Kentucky man was arrested after he impersonated a state trooper and taunted a 15-year-old with nunchucks outside the teen’s home, cops said.

Kenneth Gill, 36, tried to get the boy to “come down into the road and fight him” as he stood spinning the nunchucks in Tateville.

He was hit with charges including terroristic threatening and criminal trespassing.

Forget running — this cheetah wanted a ride.

The big cat jumped into the back seat of an SUV taking tourists on a safari in Tanzania. Video shows the animal lurking on the seat just inches away from a safari-goer’s head.

“Honestly, it was probably one of the scariest moments of my life,” says Oregon resident Britton Hayes, who can be seen on video sitting

very still in the car.

What did he think was going to happen?

A Florida man riding a four-wheeler drove circles around police officers with a beer in his hand and shouted, “Come and get me!” So cops arrested him. The 24-year-old man, Aaron Keith Clark, told Walton County police he didn’t remember the incident due to being intoxicated. Oops. The brother-in-law of English soccer player Lewis Grabban did major damage to Grabban’s brand new $460,000 Ferrari GTB, mere hours after the luxury ride was delivered.

Grabban’s kin by marriage crashed into a tree in southern England, causing some $130,000 in damage.